Mustang Threat Level - 3/5

"McMike" (mcmike) 03/12/2017 at 11:59 • Filed to: None

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If the out of control wheelspin causes the Mustang to hit a stationary object like a post, bush, tree or is otherwise damaged (tire puncture, clutch or engine failure) Threat level: MODERATE

Sideways in the Houston rain with your headlights off is no way to go through life son......

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jimz > McMike 03/12/2017 at 12:10

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cripes, not only that but it was a V6 Mustang.

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Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > McMike 03/12/2017 at 12:11

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Would it have gotten a higher threat level had it hit that blue lamborghini?

McMike > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 03/12/2017 at 12:13

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That would have scored a 4. Please see the link for details.

Jayvincent > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 03/12/2017 at 12:19

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My first thought when I saw the dealership sign: what’s on the other side of the blacked out fence?! He could have taken out 3 or 4 cars if they were backed up to the fence... lucky/not lucky

someassemblyrequired > McMike 03/12/2017 at 12:23

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I like how the Mustang driver backs out so gingerly from a distant spot in the lot, then proceeds to bite it in about the most predictable way possible.

CAR_IS_MI > McMike 03/12/2017 at 12:45

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Like who were you trying to impress? Because the people at the Lambo dealership already thought you were an ass when you pulled into the parking lot with a v6 mustang with an exhaust.

“Wow, look how cool that guy in the V6 Mustang doing burnouts in the rain looked” - said no Lambo owner ever.

Svend > McMike 03/12/2017 at 13:32

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Mustang survival guide.

If you see a Mustang on the street, stand still where you are, but if you can get to the middle of the road, go (the safest place for you is in the middle of the road, it won’t see you). Wait a few seconds and then continue on your way. If no other pedestrians or other road users are on the street. You will be the one required to call the ambulance for the driver.

Fujiwara > Svend 03/12/2017 at 14:33

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Middle of the road? Safe from the Stang you say? Nevaaaaaaar!!!

Mustang will find its prey no matter how improbable.

Svend > Fujiwara 03/12/2017 at 14:49

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Dear god.

America. Your craziness scares the sh** of me some days but I love you for your craziness as well (from a far).

EDITED: in hindsight for what I’ve just seen on Jalopnik.

wafflesnfalafel > CAR_IS_MI 03/12/2017 at 20:26

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It almost looks like he was just trying to get out into that fast traffic and just totally lost it. He really didn’t stay in the throttle that long, just just broke loose immediately... oopsie.

EL_ULY > McMike 03/12/2017 at 22:41

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Not too far from my house. They are making a Porsche dealer where the stang crashed next to the Lamborghini dealer. Oddly enough, the same company has another Porsche dealer a few exits north of this one lol. Less than 5 miles.

bmil128 > EL_ULY 03/13/2017 at 02:12

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They’re outgrowing their existing location and relocating here; the parent company Indigo also owns the Lambo dealer

McMike > EL_ULY 03/13/2017 at 05:21

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I was wondering what the building was. It looks like they had just broken ground in Google Maps.